There once [G]were two [C]cats of Kil- [G]kenny Each thought [G]there was [C]one cat too [G]many So they [G]fought and they [G7]fit And they [C]scratched and they [Cm]bit Till [D]excepting their [D]nails And the [D]tips of their [D]tails Ins- [C]tead fo two [D]cats there weren't [G]any Miao Miao Miao