[G]Jehosaphat the mongrel cat [G]Jumped off the roof to[C]day [C]Some say he fell but [G]I could tell He [D]did him[D7]self a[G]way [G]His eyes weren't bright like they were the night [G]We played checkers on the [C]train [C]God Bless his soul he was a too[G]tsie roll But he's a [D]dead cat [D7]just the [G]same We are [C]living in the [G]future I'll [C]tell you how I [G]know I [C]read it in the [G]paper [D]Fifteen [D7]years a[G]go [C]We're all driving [G]rocket ships And [C]talking with our [G]minds And [C]wearing turquoise [G]jewelry And [D]standing [D7]in soup [G]lines We are [D]standing [D7]in soup [G]lines [G]Jake the barber's lonely daughter [G]Went down to her daddy's [C]shop She [C]plugged herself to a [G]barber pole And took a [D]little [D7]off the [G]top [G]Pressure on the left. Pressure on the right [G]Pressure in the middle of the [C]hole I'm [C]goin' to Maine on a for[G]ty foot crane I'm gonna [D]use it for a [D7]fishin' [G]pole We are [C]living in the [G]future I'll [C]tell you how I [G]know I [C]read it in the [G]paper [D]Fifteen [D7]years a[G]go [C]We're all driving [G]rocket ships And [C]talking with our [G]minds And [C]wearing turquoise [G]jewelry And [D]standing [D7]in soup [G]lines We are [D]standing [D7]in soup [G]lines [G]Old Sarah Brown sells tickets down [G]At the all night picture [C]show [C]Where they grind out sex And they [G]rate it with an "X" Just to [D]make a young [D7]man's pants [G]grow [G]No tops no bottoms just hands and feet [G]Screaming the posters out on the [C]street [C]Strangling the curious [G]and the weak We [D]give 'em what they [D7]want to [G]see - O We [D]give 'em what they [D7]want to [G]see - O We are [C]living in the [G]future I'll [C]tell you how I [G]know I [C]read it in the [G]paper [D]Fifteen [D7]years a[G]go [C]We're all driving [G]rocket ships And [C]talking with our [G]minds And [C]wearing turquoise [G]jewelry And [D]standing [D7]in soup [G]lines We are [D]standing [D7]in soup [G]lines We are [D]standing [D7]in soup [G]lines