[C] You booked the night train for a [G]reason So you could [Am]sit in this [F]hurt [C]Bustling crowds or silent [G]sleepers You're [Am]not sure which is [F]worse Because I [C]dropped your hand while dancing[G] Left you out there standing[Am] Crestfallen on the landing [F]Champagne problems [C]Your mom's ring in your pocket[G] My picture in your wallet[Am] Your heart was glass, I dropped it [F]Champagne problems [C]You told your family for a [G]reason You [Am]couldn't keep it [F]in [C] Your sister splashed out on the [G]bottle Now [Am]no one's celebr[F]ating [C] Dom Pérignon, you brought it[G] No crowd of friends applauded [Am] Your hometown skeptics called it [F]Champagne problems [C] You had a speech, you're speechless [G] Love slipped beyond your reaches [Am] And I couldn't give a reason [F]Champagne problems [C] Your Midas touch on the Chevy do[G]or November flush and your flannel cu[Am]re "This dorm was once a madhouse" I [F]made a joke, "Well, it's made for me" How [C] evergreen, our group of [G]friends Don't think we'll say that word ag[Am]ain And soon they'll have the nerve to [F]deck the halls That we once walked through [C]One for the money, two for the show I [G]never was ready, so I watch you go Some[Am]times you just don't know the answer 'Til [F]someone's on their knees and asks you "She [C]would've made such a lovely bride What a [G]shame she's fucked in her head, " they said But [Am]you'll find the real thing instead She'll [F]patch up your tapestry that I shred [C] And hold your hand while dancing[G] Never leave you standing[Am] Crestfallen on the landing[F] With champagne problems [C] Your mom's ring in your pocket[G] Her picture in your wallet[Am] You won't remember all my [F]Champagne problems [C] [G] [Am] You won't remember all my [F]Champagne problems